Elias Eagle, Reporter
Elias takes like 3 steps at a time and ends up falling flat on his face. He believes his music taste is superior because it’s “indie” and “unknown”, but that actually means nobody wants to listen to it. If you give him the chance, he’ll show you chicken scratch drawings from his notebook that barely resemble what he insists they are. He’s a sophomore, and it’s his first year being a part of Journalism. He shares only the most riveting stories; he’ll have you on the edge of your seat and make sure to never disappoint you.